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[โ€“] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

DM me if you want to help this prince donate his money.

Edit: Okay, stop DMing me. It was a joke. This is getting sad.

[โ€“] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Send me some bitcoin if you want to help this prince donate his money

[โ€“] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can't! There's a lien against it! However, if you deposit the $10k into my account, we can get my inheritance released and split it.

[โ€“] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh no! I'll get right on that. I'm just waiting on the Return on Investment from my beautiful girlfriend who's definitely travelling to London next week and I'll finally see her for the first time - I invested all my savings in this excellent opportunity she has, and my 100% RoI should arrive any day now.

Please deposit ASAP so you can impress her with your financial prowess long before her expected arrival.