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Apple CEO confused as McMahon Asks When 'A1 Sauce Integration' Will Come to iPhone 16 (isglitch.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Education Secretary mistakes computational cognition for condiments in technological catastrophe

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 8 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Reminds me of a comment from some guy here talking about how the higher ups were pressuring him to integrate AI into their workflow when it wouldn't help with the given job at all

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Reminds me of when the Apple iPad came out and the higher-ups at my employer wanted to know how to integrate iPads into things

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's because all the C-level execs are falling for the latest hype and want to jump on the buzzword bandwagon. AI isn't a panacea, just like blockchain, the cloud, and microservices weren't either.

Profit is stifling innovation

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, I can think of tonnes of good use cases for AI. None of which involve putting several buttons on WhatsApp to speak to a chatbot. Or having an AI chatbot on a pizza restaurant website.