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What have you heard from your neighbours house? (lazysoci.al)
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My new neighbour has screaming rows on the phone with people. It's better than telly!

My old neighbours had a lot of sex. Judging from her response, he was very good at it.

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

We heard a bang one morning. Thought nothing of it until armed police climbed over our back wall and strolled through our garden. We let them in. They seemed very pleased with themselves, and made remarks about the state of our house (uncalled for, but when a policeman with a gun cracks a 'joke', you fucking laugh).

Anyway apparently our neighbour discharged a pistol and someone called the police. They breached his door and locked him up. We've heard nothing since then, and the area has significantly yuppied up.