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[โ€“] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh I've seen this one.

You tie them both up. Set them down on a couch next to each other. Get each of their blood into a dish. Then you take a flame thrower, heat up some metal and apply it to each dish of blood. Easy.

[โ€“] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 21 points 3 months ago

And then your buddy with the working flamethrower stands there like a total moron and gets killed for it.