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Heartbreaking: This Man Wants to Protest Drag Story Hour but He’s Not Allowed Within 100 Feet of a Library (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] StarlightDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Strangely enough I can think of an example where this was the case. One of a nearby city's regular DQSH protestors was given a bail condition to not enter libraries after he flashed a librarian to "demonstrate what the degenerates are doing to our kids".

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Pedophile fighting for his Old Navy rights against a flamboyant world.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Conservatives are their own worst enemies. Too bad, they will destroy everything as they destroy themselves all for their beliefs that is held up only through their collective hallucination and probably will not survive a reality check.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

"hey i think it'd be nice if we tried to make the world a better place"
"I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE"