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New GTA "Israel Mode" Gives Civilians a Little Pocket Knife so You Feel Better About Going on Murderous Rampage (hard-drive.net)

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NEW YORK — Grand Theft Auto 5 is getting a new Israel-themed game mode that gives tiny pocket knives to pedestrians, meaning you can murder random people on the street and burn the city to the ground without feeling too bad about it.

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[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And public PIN numbers are useless.

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

I dunno, yours worked for me.