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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do you not pull back the hood before unleashing the flow?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago

mfers just open their zipper and start pissing, being dumbfounded at how this results in them pissing their pants

[–] TehPers@beehaw.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

If you're asking if I sound before pissing, no. If you're asking if I go out of my way to piss on myself, also no.

Don't claim your piss shoots out like a laser pointer. Nobody will believe you lol.

Edit: I think I misunderstood you. I'm in the US, and we tend to have this strange phenomenon when we're born where the doctor likes to practice their surgical skills on our junk right out of the womb. So I think your question might be irrelevant to me basically.

[–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Didn’t imagine I’ll write this down ever in my life but the solution is to open the hole for a sec so it can „reset“ and close up properly. Then it should be no problem. It can clog up from sweat or semen which creates this spray effect. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

Aha, yes the removal of said hood kind of moots my question.

To illustrate this for the unaccustomed, of your junk is vanilla starting to pee whilst the urethra is covered can lead to a very chaotic trajectory, hence my question.

No one tells you either, so as a kid I had problems aiming until I found this out.

It's not laser pointer without the hood, however it's comfortably within the margin of error to not miss the bowl.