[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I was going on about the unsafe for work uncleanliness he was describing...

Not the best joke but I ran with it.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 6 hours ago

Username relevant?

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 12 hours ago

Really, week that's terrible

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 13 hours ago

They are of the genus vespa thus are wasps

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 14 hours ago

Un institution français fait dénoncer des chèques?

C'est quelle année?

Maintenant faut changer ça dans des super marchés, j'attends tellement pour une veille en écrivant 'la temps perdu' dans son livre des chèques.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 14 hours ago

Not really. I'm wired weirdly though, my right hand is my dominant hand, but for my feet is the left.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 50 points 1 day ago

The true joke is that Palestinians are a semetic people too:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semitic_people

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago

The haircuts

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 1 day ago

Well there is sim tower

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago

Also with older/crappier walls you may need to use one size smaller than you acutally need.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 29 points 3 days ago

Or, and hear me out, somebody made up a story and posted it in the internet.

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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Akasazh@feddit.nl to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

He's a sail ant

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Sports chanting (feddit.nl)
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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Akasazh@feddit.nl to c/world@lemmy.world

By raising for the first time the idea of sending troops to Ukraine, the French leader "has taken a further step toward belligerence," blasted his rival Marine Le Pen, of the far-right Rassemblement National (RN) party. She accused him of "posing an existential risk to 70 million French people, and more particularly to our armed forces already deployed in Eastern Europe."

"You've been waiting for the first opportunity to remind people of your true loyalties [and] "show your true colors," retorted Prime Minister Gabriel Attal, who had left the Paris Agricultural Show to attend the verbal joust. "When you read the investigations that are being carried out, [such as one published by the Washington Post on December 30, showing the RN's persistent links with Moscow], you have to wonder whether Vladimir Putin's troops aren't already in our country," he continued. "I'm talking about you and your troops, Ms. Le Pen."

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submitted 6 months ago by Akasazh@feddit.nl to c/tenforward@lemmy.world

Title is pretty concise

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During Covid lots of sorts were broadcast without any spectators. I found that it increased my viewing pleasure. No screaming crowds trying to make the most noise with drums (soccer), no altercations, no people throwing things or making annoying noices (MMA), no crazy people next to the road pushing cyclists.

Just the people doing the sport, I can hear them shout, swear and get punched. I can see bike racing without fear a crazy fan will jump in front of the pack for a photo for their grandma.

I don't need an audience to get hyped or to distract everybody with jeers and racist shouting. For me the fans are the worst part of the sport. I don't enjoy watching them, I want to see the athletes doing their thing.

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submitted 9 months ago by Akasazh@feddit.nl to c/thenetherlands@feddit.nl

Ik denk een belangrijk rapport wat duidelijk een vinger wijst naar het structurele probleem. Helaas wat weinig media-aandacht, voor een topic dat zo belangrijk is.

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submitted 11 months ago by Akasazh@feddit.nl to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

...it was a true carbu-rant

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submitted 11 months ago by Akasazh@feddit.nl to c/lemmyconnect@lemmy.ca

In this thread, the second link 'midrange models' somehow links to a NSFW 'hot wife in kitchen' link.

Look at my posts in the comment chain. I first thought it was an error by the poster, but the source is legit, but even when I copy the source connect still servers me the hot wife in the kitchen.

Now I found this only amusing and strange, but it could really do harm for people in a work environment.

Maybe some more people can chime in to see if the error is reproducible?

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