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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wouldn't hesitate to cut me a slice and microwave it.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago

Batter and breadcrumb your slice of congealed noodles, and pan fry it.

(If you want to make yet another food culture twitch, you can call this a kugel.)

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tcouple slices in the toaster to get nice and crispy, fill with Cheetos and ketchup, bone apple teeth

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Hell no! Not about the toaster but I'm just eating it unflavored. Its one of my childhood favorites. If I added anything to it it would be a little salsa.