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On average, humans have more bones in their neck than giraffes (lemmy.ca)

submitted 10 hours ago by owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Most humans don't have any giraffes in their necks at all!

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[–] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Having seen a giraffe use its neck as a whip, yeah, it would make some sense on the surface. Pretty flexible and strong, as if their massive kicks weren't already enough of a deterrent.

Still, neatto. A joke my wife would definitely glare at.