Having seen a giraffe use its neck as a whip, yeah, it would make some sense on the surface. Pretty flexible and strong, as if their massive kicks weren't already enough of a deterrent.
Still, neatto. A joke my wife would definitely glare at.
Yeah, but as I said in another post on the day of the meeting, this scenario was pretty predictable and that's just this week's statement. After you talk to Putin or your cheerleaders of chaos you'll then condemn Zelensky and Ukraine again.
Not a single own thought, only "who last talked to Donnie". And Zelensky, Macron, Starmer and others have the disadvantage there since they don't live on the White House or have a special hotline straight to the Oval Office like Putin does.
Meanwhile an unnamed soldier on the battlefield doesn't know if he's gonna live or die today, not knowing his life is subject to the whims of a childish leader who can't handle global-scale power.
A POTUS, arguably the most influential seat on the planet who can make Russia back the fuck off by default, occupied by an empty shell of a puppet who doesn't have a mind of his own, who needs to be told what to think.
Best thing for Zelensky is really meeting Trump one on one, without his chaotic advisors dissuading and adding fuel to the fire.
Trump is a coward at heart, he'll be less likely to throw tantrums and play the "big man" act without his cheerleaders around. Plus, meeting on neutral ground is also great, since the worst place to meet a bully is in his own home, where he feels safe and calls the shots.
Still, not that it matters much in the end. Even if Zelensky convinced Trump of anything through stroking his ego, his cheerleaders will talk him right out of it as soon as he leaves the Vatican. Or Putin, after a quick call. That's how fickle he is.
Luigi is just a symptom of a larger disease - unchecked greed and corruption.
Time and time again, throughout history, the corrupt elite tried to profit off of the suffering of the lower classes. Some held on more than others, but eventually all crooks meet their end when the people say "enough is enough".
Luigi was just the first, and the way he's getting maximum severity treatment while some orange nepo baby felon and his ilk roam free and get to live their best lives is being noticed.
The pressure is rising, and it'll absolutely create more Luigis as more people are lead to utter despair. I have no sympathy for the people who contribute to this mess. They'll eventually fall like every tyrant before them.
I didn't ask for "plastic toy pizza", just an actual edible pizza.
It's so perfectly fake. To the point it becomes really obvious.