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The hobbits were the chickens all along (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/lotrmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The chicken would have turned invisible as a wraith pretty quickly, and I bet it would have been powerful enough to escape the leash

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also, the Ring was trying to get back to its master. If it realized the chicken wasn't corruptible, it would have abandoned the chicken at the first chance it got.

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Assuming that animals are corruptible, what animal would the ring go for if humanoids weren't an option?
A goose? Could fly the ring to Sauron

[–] DrDominate@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting evil rings migrate?

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe they used Gondorian or Arnorian swallows

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

depends on if a single ring counts as laden or unladen

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Laden if unequipped. Unladen if equipped.

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Based on it just sitting on a stream bed for thousands of years after isildur was killed gotta at least have more intelligence than a fish.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

Had Isildur been slain by the sea or around a mangrove, a crab would've picked the ring. Rise, Evil Craubron, servant of the Dark Lord

[–] Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

the Ring is treacherous and may just dissapear by itself.