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Anon plays ff14 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, no, don't start meowing. I don't understand, but somehow, it just becomes a part of you, and takes a conscious effort to stop.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It can be used in moderation. Obviously when talking back and forth with an actual cat is one example.

Another is from the days before cell phones. If my parents got separated from each other when shopping, my dad would start to meow very loudly and mom would run over as quick as she could, to shut him up and stop embarrassing us.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

I didn't realize that I have a weird laugh until someone found me by listening for it. Apparently normal people don't laugh by inhaling rather than exhaling.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 4 days ago

Growl and bark instead.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 days ago

Explains the meowing nuns thing