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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Two sausages are sitting in a frying pan. One looks over at the other and says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?" The other replies, "AHHH! IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Haha fucking brilliant nice one dad

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Haha!

I remember this one as muffins in an oven.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

I've heard it with muffins as well, but I maintain that sausages are funnier.