I don't often tell dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs.
Dad for a Minute
Dads for a minute for children who need a dad figure
Oh I groaned good one
Where do bad rainbows go?
To prism. It's a light sentence but gives them time to refract
Brilliant! This one is genius
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan.
Two sausages are sitting in a frying pan. One looks over at the other and says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?" The other replies, "AHHH! IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"
Haha fucking brilliant nice one dad
Haha!
I remember this one as muffins in an oven.
I've heard it with muffins as well, but I maintain that sausages are funnier.
Mine don't translate well to English. Judging by the way my teenager sighs, rolls their eyes, and closes the door, I'll assume they are pretty good
Share them in their original language, then!
Whenever you feel like things are unfair, remember that Laura Croft's entire life has been in ruins.
Hey Kiddo, what's brown and sounds like a bell?
I dont get it??
Dung
relevant username
What's brown and sticky?
Elton John's wedding ring.
A stick.