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Mark Carney forced to wear Justin Trudeau mask by Melania Trump (midwest.social)
submitted 2 months ago by Delta_V@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[โ€“] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One of her staff carries a briefcase full of them at all times. The passcode on the case is 5786 (or "JSTN" in T9word.)

[โ€“] Delta_V@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Are you suggesting that the First Lady is receiving secret service?