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submitted 2 weeks ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

The world would be so much better if Trump became pope.

Edit: To clarify, that would of course mean he'd have to resign as US president.

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Y’know I think you’re actually right. It would get him out of power in the US.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Would it, tho?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Of course. He can't be both.

[–] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Vance killed the last pope so...

Oooooh I see what you doin'