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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah, finally

Now I get to relax with my...

Seven year old kid with hyperactive ADHD 🫡

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Good luck soldier.

When you are exhausted it's hard to remember that the time with our kids and families is exactly what we are fighting for 40+ hours a week for.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah of course. I just feel like I'm burning the midnight candle at both ends, you know?