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What's your favourite joke? (lazysoci.al)
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[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience

[–] madkins@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After 3 days of excruciating pain, the rattlesnake died.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 3 points 1 day ago

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his bedroom. It's not dead, it's just too scared to move

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Good one, never heard that one before :)