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[–] abdominable@lemm.ee 20 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

After much debate, the FBI report settled on bullet or bullet shrapnel but there was no conclusive evidence as Cheeto bandito refused to be checked out or let doctors talk about it.

The idea above was an initial theory by Internet no lifers. The more common one now is that he hit his head on a secret service pistol when ducking.

[–] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Trump’s ear getting scratched after getting tackled by the Secret Service was my first thought when I saw the photo.

I don’t think a bullet got close.

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

I did see a video that postulated he was hit in the head by one of the USSS agents' holsters