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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm gonna go buy a copy of Linux

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

I will sell you my copy. DM me, I'll give you a deal

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

buy

What is this word?

[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I miss boxed copies of Linux $50 and you got a thick book with it.

[–] Thrawne@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I remember buying Suse Linux in the box at CompUSA where i lived. I was so excited!

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I, too, shoplift my install USB’s. /s

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Raw dog PXE boot over the fucking internet

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Memorize the kernel, stick your dick in the PCIe slot, I N S T A L L

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 4 points 2 days ago

(hard)drive it like you stole it

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

You're really missing out if you're not buying Ubuntu Pro.