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submitted 2 weeks ago by inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Earlier this year he was still propositioning women on Twitter with offers of bodily fluids.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

I don't doubt he'll continue donating sperm, I just don't think he's much of a father.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta be tough when the gender-affirming surgery he had to put an implant in his dick rendered it useless

[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking broads does not fatherhood make.