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Anon isn't fooled by planes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait till this guy find out that there are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, technically pregnant women can be submarines

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've read your comment and I'd like you to know that I don't approve of it.

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Well, I could've said male seahorses if that makes you feel better? Are they still submarines if you put them in an aquarium on a plane, but the plane crashes into the ocean?