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[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 64 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

He's gonna try to have sex with a wraith. Gonna end up with a ghost paenus.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

And when the cops come, hide 'em.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

god fucking damnit, I REALLY want to see this stupid episode but life keeps fucking us over.
It's literally the next one we're going to watch

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

she fucks a ghost. I gotta get to the source of all those memes!

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Right after Code of Honor?

[–] JoseALerma@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

For those who also lack encyclopedic knowledge of the show/memes, this is from Star Trek: The Next Generation episode Sub Rosa

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

“Yreve emit ew tih mih htiw eht lugrom edalb, eh setalucaje. Eh seunitnoc gniggeb rof erom. Enon fo su era elbatrofmoc gnihcuot mih evila ro daed. M’I yrros ym drol.”

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeht dias. Ees eht dlrow, yeht dias!

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

This is like getting texted by whatever made the video in Event Horizon

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago