[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 hours ago

I can’t tell whether this is AI. Society is crumbling and I’m here staring at a cartoon man’s bulge to try to discern his origin.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago

Hey Alexa, how do I vpn my shipping details?

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Tasers are mostly for show, it seems. And why do they so rarely release the body cam? Make that the standard PR approach, not this.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

Amongst all the complaints, this isn’t one. I’m not certain how long it would take to drain a baby of a lethal amount of blood, but it would likely be only minutes in this case. If they arrived at the hospital close to the time that the ambulance would have arrived at the scene, their chauffeuring would have been a net positive.

Gold star for the attempt, but gold star confiscated for obliterating a baby in the first place. In fact, -2 gold stars. Closest thing to a punishment they’ll get

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago

The project was always nonsense. Whoever quoted them such a small sum for it has hopefully fled the country.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago

You’re better off shooting your instance the money, but Wikipedia has remained a genuinely good quality company. If you want to give them money in recognition of this fact, no one sane will call you a dumb dildo with hairy feet.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

They’re saying that plausible uses don’t necessarily translate to real world use, in practice. I have no stake in this, just translating

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

If I had the time and patience, I’d offer a rebuttal green text as this one skips quite a bit of salient information. Feels over-edited. Wonder what anon did to her to make her instantly run away.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago

I’ll prove you wrong, and I’ll bet you one kiss. Meet me at the wheel in six and a half months, nerd

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago

You’re legitimately fine touring Chernobyl, if you clear it with the Ukrainian government. Radiation levels aren’t ideal, but they’re well within the tolerance of a day trip. Just avoid actively searching for radiation sources and you’ll be fine 999/1000 trips. Particularly on the Ferris wheel, tetanus and structural integrity are a greater concern. Which is to say, yeah, sure

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Ribbed and abrasive for his pleasure

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 days ago

Hands in frame: 2

How’d anon take the photo?

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Edit: this issue also exists on other instances on 0.19.5, or newer, on my browser

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Long shot but I hope someone might know. The channel hosts parodies of superheroes and superhero tropes through the medium of motion comics and is characterized by its dry humor and sarcasm, reminiscent of the channel “How it Should Have Ended.” Videos often involved a competent woman parody of Superman acting alongside their equivalent of the justice league.

The channel, despite not broadly advertising this fact, hosts exclusively English translations of their main channel’s videos. (Original channel may be in Portuguese, Spanish, another language common in south America?) While the English translation channel might have stopped posting ~7 years ago, the main channel would have continued posting content for a year or more.

Really, I’m looking for a specific video wherein a spy (possibly a parody of black widow but I can’t recall) is looking to complete their mission while their operator ceaselessly suggests additional members for their team, lampshading the “spy by accident” genre with ever more absurd assertions and justifications for the spy to reject. It takes place in a fancy dining room setting. One suggestion is a chimpanzee and another is a waiter, referencing Jackie Chan in Tuxedo. It was a surprisingly complete deconstruction and I’d love to reference it.

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Secondarily, should the fan be outside or inside the window?

Asking for a friend. (Me, help. I can’t remember physics, it’s too goddamn hot)

Edit: I’ve opened all the windows and set up a fan a short distance from the window pointing out and it’s reduced the temperature to near-tolerable levels. Unfortunately, venting through the attic was a no-go but moving things aside might make it an option next time. Thank you all, I appreciate the help!

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[panel 1: A small, bespectacled man sitting at a table takes a bite of pancake. Their glass is filled with golden liquid, matching the color of the dog staring over the edge of their table. Their eyes lock.]

[panel 2: the dog’s tail shifts into overdrive and its eyes pleadingly grow to the size of saucers.]

[panel 3: the man grins and hoists a pancake above their canine companion. Its eyebrows arch and body quivers.]

[panel 4: the man releases the pancake and it stops with a soft plop atop the dog’s head.]

[panel 5: the dog searchingly turns toward the noise, pancake still resting between its eyes.]

[panel 6: the dog’s brows lift in grief as it turns right, continuing to helplessly investigate the mystery of the missing pancake.]

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