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It's a very rare find (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have a signed copy of the Bible.

[–] vaguerant@fedia.io 16 points 2 months ago

To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

(Joke stolen from Red Dwarf series 2, episode 2, "Better Than Life".)

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You have to be careful with those. I heard that YHWH has whole sweatshops full of elves copying his signature, and they sell these Bibles to tourists to raise money for yacht parties ("YHWH YCHT PRTY YOLO NSFW IRL!!!").