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[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There's no fucking way of 5 year old gave him that black eye with just his fist. That's a I took too much ketamine and passed out black eye.

[–] cabbage@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“I was just horsing around with little X, and I said, ‘Go ahead, punch me in the face,’ and he did”

"Oh the black eye? It's nothing, I was just teaching my 5-year old to punch me in the face, because that's a normal and healthy thing to do"

[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

That wee guy is a psychopath, bet our kids end up having to deal with his reign.

[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah I was punched in the face frequently in my 20s and it’s surprisingly hard to give someone a black eye. Looks like he’s been legless and cunted it into a coffee table