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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there a queue? Do I need to draw a ticket?

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nein, ich spreche Deutsch.

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ah, yeah. Forgot this was Lemmy.

[–] DMCMBFNFF@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“I was just horsing around with little X, and I said, ‘Go ahead, punch me in the face,’ and he did,” Mr. Musk explained after a reporter asked him if he was OK.

huh?

[–] StonerCowboy@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

I wish it was me. Dude deserves to get his shit kicked in. Fucking Nazi scumbag.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 month ago

Make sure to include Elon himself on that list of suspects.

I wouldn't put it past the dude to kick his own ass ala Liar Liar to try and get sympathy.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There's no fucking way of 5 year old gave him that black eye with just his fist. That's a I took too much ketamine and passed out black eye.

[–] cabbage@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“I was just horsing around with little X, and I said, ‘Go ahead, punch me in the face,’ and he did”

"Oh the black eye? It's nothing, I was just teaching my 5-year old to punch me in the face, because that's a normal and healthy thing to do"

[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

That wee guy is a psychopath, bet our kids end up having to deal with his reign.

[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah I was punched in the face frequently in my 20s and it’s surprisingly hard to give someone a black eye. Looks like he’s been legless and cunted it into a coffee table

[–] Penguincoder@beehaw.org 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He fucked around and found out. Like Mike Tyson said, social media made y'all way too comfortable talking shit about people and not getting punched in the mouth for it.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

list of people who want to punch fElon?

check with the census bureau for a list of all Americans

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Hey come on, there are plenty more of us outside the US that would love the opportunity too.

[–] moody 6 points 1 month ago

God I fucking hope that's what happened.

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Any of those drugs he's on make you bruise easy?

Not particularly. Its very likely he got hit in the eye by something, or someone.

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 month ago

It's a very very very long queue ...

[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fucker is that rich and doesn't have a makeup artist smh

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Human makeup doesn't stick to reptile skin