Is there a queue? Do I need to draw a ticket?
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Do you speak jive?
Nein, ich spreche Deutsch.
Ah, yeah. Forgot this was Lemmy.
“I was just horsing around with little X, and I said, ‘Go ahead, punch me in the face,’ and he did,” Mr. Musk explained after a reporter asked him if he was OK.
huh?
I wish it was me. Dude deserves to get his shit kicked in. Fucking Nazi scumbag.
Make sure to include Elon himself on that list of suspects.
I wouldn't put it past the dude to kick his own ass ala Liar Liar to try and get sympathy.
There's no fucking way of 5 year old gave him that black eye with just his fist. That's a I took too much ketamine and passed out black eye.
“I was just horsing around with little X, and I said, ‘Go ahead, punch me in the face,’ and he did”
"Oh the black eye? It's nothing, I was just teaching my 5-year old to punch me in the face, because that's a normal and healthy thing to do"
That wee guy is a psychopath, bet our kids end up having to deal with his reign.
Yeah I was punched in the face frequently in my 20s and it’s surprisingly hard to give someone a black eye. Looks like he’s been legless and cunted it into a coffee table
He fucked around and found out. Like Mike Tyson said, social media made y'all way too comfortable talking shit about people and not getting punched in the mouth for it.
list of people who want to punch fElon?
check with the census bureau for a list of all Americans
Hey come on, there are plenty more of us outside the US that would love the opportunity too.
God I fucking hope that's what happened.
Any of those drugs he's on make you bruise easy?
Not particularly. Its very likely he got hit in the eye by something, or someone.
Our turn next?
It's a very very very long queue ...
Fucker is that rich and doesn't have a makeup artist smh
Human makeup doesn't stick to reptile skin
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