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Mars fans anticipate trading only known habitable planet for world where any unprotected human would immediately perish (www.thebeaverton.com)

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Fries is just as confident about the eye-watering price Musk wants for a trip to Mars. “I’m slapping down my hundred grand as soon as that fortune a Nigerian prince left me arrives. The future is so bright, I need sunglasses.”

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[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

How will we know if there is indigenous life on Mars if we contaminate Mars. Indeed, we might have done this already.