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[–] gedhrel@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (16 children)

I use "are you calling me a liar?" which is probably more effective in the UK than the US.

[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ugh I HATE that phrase. I’m American and any time someone says that to me I just want to reply “no, I just think you are ignorant” but I know that would just get me punched.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Also in the "factual but getting punched" category of responses would be: "No, I'm not saying you're a liar. You don't need to be a liar to still be in the wrong."

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've also heard people use it who weren't lying, they were simply incorrect, and conflating those two concepts.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sometimes they're even just mistaken.

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, absolutely. Then they escalate from "innocent mistake" to "accusatory" on a dime.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Someone saying that is looking for a fight. I just say yes and try to block the punch.

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