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False advertising (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also, on a side note, umbrellas do not slow you down

but have you tried two umbrellas?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Of course, the second one tends to smash into your legs leaving bruises that your teacher confuses for being hit by your parents and they have to go in and explain that their son is a fucking dumbass who jumps off roofs with umbrellas.

I also attempted three, but its hard to hold three.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The trick is to hold the third with your teeth

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 2 months ago

Where were you 20 odd years ago? I might have succeeded with this information!

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

username checks out

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 2 months ago

You think I chose this because it's funny? It's a very apt description of me.