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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They're both shitty, but as to who's the shittiest, that clearly goes to Elon. Trump has never used his kids as human shields. Trump's kids tolerate him enough as adults to be business partners with him.

And while Trump has made clear that he finds his daughter attractive, I don't think it's in a pedo way, but rather in a "Look what I made" way. Somehow, in his mind, having a hot daughter makes him more Alpha. (No word on what Tiffany thinks of this.)