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Media changes definition of 'crossfire' to include when a cop points a gun at you and shoots you (chaser.com.au)
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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 38 points 3 days ago

“We understand this outrageous act would have traumatic and we hope the poor riot police officer can recover from this journalist’s decision to not dodge the projectile that chose to go towards her.”