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As a straight hoe with a not-that-much-bigger-than 7"... Can confirm I thought it wasn't very big until every single partner I've ever had has exclaimed about it being the biggest they've personally seen. I didn't believe them for a long time but I GUESS 🤷
I’m always the largest they’ve ever seen until we break up and it’s tiny.
I think I have Schrödinger's dick.
Not in my case so I've begun to believe
6.5" and I've heard that a few times. I just always assumed they were being nice.
The part that sucks is when you're too big. You have to be careful to not bottom out, and, in my case, can't usually have sex 2 days in a row because it causes her pain.
I hope you find your ms. deep dish
I hope things work out with his ms. deep dish.
Didn't work out with "mine" and it just makes it that much harder to stay aware of how hard/deep you're going with future partners when somewhere in the back of your mind is the experience when you didn't have to.
https://thepelvicpeople.com/collections/all-products/products/ohnut-depth-limiting-rings
Tried and didn't like em at all. Really a bummer
Dick bumpers are a thing.
https://thepelvicpeople.com/collections/all-products/products/ohnut-depth-limiting-rings
your wipes must be fabulous.
I do worry about the gritty aspect.
Been there with most partners but there are some out there
Trojans always gave me an inferiority complex because they were freaking baggy on my dick. Then I cloned it and it's a lot more intimidating up close than looking down from above.
Cloned the wee wee for a closer peek?
Seems like a lot of work.
For the girlfriend. Naturally I was curious what it looked like on the other end.
Some of that might be white lies to boost your confidence
That's what I figured but when an ex (not single and certainly not trying to get back together with me) still was saying it while talking about my own new breakup, I started to think okay maybe...