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[–] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

As a straight hoe with a not-that-much-bigger-than 7"... Can confirm I thought it wasn't very big until every single partner I've ever had has exclaimed about it being the biggest they've personally seen. I didn't believe them for a long time but I GUESS 🤷

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’m always the largest they’ve ever seen until we break up and it’s tiny.

I think I have Schrödinger's dick.

[–] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Not in my case so I've begun to believe

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

6.5" and I've heard that a few times. I just always assumed they were being nice.

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 11 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The part that sucks is when you're too big. You have to be careful to not bottom out, and, in my case, can't usually have sex 2 days in a row because it causes her pain.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I hope you find your ms. deep dish

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I hope things work out with his ms. deep dish.

Didn't work out with "mine" and it just makes it that much harder to stay aware of how hard/deep you're going with future partners when somewhere in the back of your mind is the experience when you didn't have to.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

your wipes must be fabulous.

I do worry about the gritty aspect.

[–] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Been there with most partners but there are some out there

[–] NoWeJustSellShoes@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Trojans always gave me an inferiority complex because they were freaking baggy on my dick. Then I cloned it and it's a lot more intimidating up close than looking down from above.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Cloned the wee wee for a closer peek?

Seems like a lot of work.

[–] NoWeJustSellShoes@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

For the girlfriend. Naturally I was curious what it looked like on the other end.

[–] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com -3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Some of that might be white lies to boost your confidence

[–] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

That's what I figured but when an ex (not single and certainly not trying to get back together with me) still was saying it while talking about my own new breakup, I started to think okay maybe...