Someone needs to tell her, inches are on the other side of the ruler.
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"idk who told yall D cups are big, cause they're not."
Same energy.
D cups really aren't that big lol
You're right. In the western world. Where people are fat as fuck.
But globally the average size is like, B cups lol.
Depends on cup vs chest. D cup on a 32 inch chest is wowza. D cup on a 38 inch chest is meh.
My DD man boobs are perched quite nicely on my DDD stomach.
Maybe the dude said 9 centimeters and she thought it's inches, or vice versa. Or maybe she really has a train garage for a pussy
Even 7 inches is bigger than 99% of dicks.
IIRC the actual number is 95%
As a gay hoe, can confirm
As a straight hoe with a not-that-much-bigger-than 7"... Can confirm I thought it wasn't very big until every single partner I've ever had has exclaimed about it being the biggest they've personally seen. I didn't believe them for a long time but I GUESS 🤷
I’m always the largest they’ve ever seen until we break up and it’s tiny.
I think I have Schrödinger's dick.
Not in my case so I've begun to believe
6.5" and I've heard that a few times. I just always assumed they were being nice.
The part that sucks is when you're too big. You have to be careful to not bottom out, and, in my case, can't usually have sex 2 days in a row because it causes her pain.
I hope you find your ms. deep dish
I hope things work out with his ms. deep dish.
Didn't work out with "mine" and it just makes it that much harder to stay aware of how hard/deep you're going with future partners when somewhere in the back of your mind is the experience when you didn't have to.
Tried and didn't like em at all. Really a bummer
Dick bumpers are a thing.
https://thepelvicpeople.com/collections/all-products/products/ohnut-depth-limiting-rings
your wipes must be fabulous.
I do worry about the gritty aspect.
Been there with most partners but there are some out there
Trojans always gave me an inferiority complex because they were freaking baggy on my dick. Then I cloned it and it's a lot more intimidating up close than looking down from above.
Cloned the wee wee for a closer peek?
Seems like a lot of work.
For the girlfriend. Naturally I was curious what it looked like on the other end.
Some of that might be white lies to boost your confidence
That's what I figured but when an ex (not single and certainly not trying to get back together with me) still was saying it while talking about my own new breakup, I started to think okay maybe...
I'm short and scrawny, but apparently way above average in some respects.
You have an enormous vision problem?
Ruler says 7.5". Did I get cm and inches confused again?!
It’s cheating if you measure from your butthole
Remember in the beginning of godfather, sonny was banging that bridesmaid? There was a whole subplot in the book where he had a huge schlong, and he thought she was the perfect woman for him because she had an extra large vag that could accommodate it
As the bearer of larger than average wedding tackle... it really really tends to put a crimp in things.
I've had multiple sexual partners, but have been married for nearly a decade. One woman, one, could handle it. Sadly, it is not my wife.
it really really tends to put a crimp in things.
Not literally I hope
Dude with a 3 inch dick told her it was the size of a 9 year old's and she heard 9 inches.
Respect for the 3 inch dick guy using what might be the biggest turn off way to describe his penis and successfully banging anyway.
Guarantee she’s never seen a 9 inch cock
Unusually large vagina.
I love sex and 9 inches is too much. Sorry bros. You pull out 9 inches on me and I'm gonna hafta pass.
What about 8.99?
Thats a steal!
Mine is not very big, but it is very, very thin.
Show me.