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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Remember in the beginning of godfather, sonny was banging that bridesmaid? There was a whole subplot in the book where he had a huge schlong, and he thought she was the perfect woman for him because she had an extra large vag that could accommodate it

[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As the bearer of larger than average wedding tackle... it really really tends to put a crimp in things.

I've had multiple sexual partners, but have been married for nearly a decade. One woman, one, could handle it. Sadly, it is not my wife.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

it really really tends to put a crimp in things.

Not literally I hope