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Fox news trying to explain github. (programming.dev)

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[–] irelephant@programming.dev 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sharing is a type of communism, of course.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago

Get that damn code Communism out of my country! No more Forking or Cloning! No more importing libraries either! We're going to build a big beautiful firewall and export all the unsigned binaries. Make Assembly Great Again! And no terminating projects because apps begin at compilation.

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't tell them breathing is communism then

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We're all sharing the same communal air? Tragedy of the commons. Someone must privatise it immediately!

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 3 points 1 day ago

That's why Elmu wants to go to Mars.