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[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well that's got to take longer than 24 hours, surely? Or is the speed of the pregnancy part of the horror? Can she mpreg!?

[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

No, the pregnancy is accelerated, but I think it takes longr than a day, but it might be faster in some circumstances. Even if you get 3 billion dollars, it doesnt really matter if you're going to die giving birth to a hermaphroditic hybrid of homosapian and smallpox days later.

As far as mpreg goes; we dont know. Do you want to take that risk?