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Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words (theonion.com)

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She already has the trump look (Cruella) going on and she hasn't been working for him for that long. Yikes. Guys get it too, but they just look like they're smelling shit.

[–] lennee@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

HAPPY CAKEDAY!

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You must be in a place ahead of the US. That's pretty cool and thanks!

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Who isn't ahead of the US these days?

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Hello fellow june 14th joiner