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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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Aliens be judging your kinks and fetishes... 👀

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[–] FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 89 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

Yes, we are. Please stop masturbating. Thanks.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 107 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 34 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

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Well I’ll be darned

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 28 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

Come down here and probe my anus, then, you gray cowards!

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 20 hours ago

Please stop masturbating

Abso-fucking-lutely not

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I mean, you can keep doing it if you want to, some of uh, them, might not mind it so much.

[–] Pirky@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Exactly. If humans can have an extremely diverse range of kinks and fetishes, just imagine the kinds that advanced civilizations might have.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Keep talking...

I'm always open to new ideas

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

42 gallon jar of baconaise, magic the gathering common cards, and a box of matches!

I don't think I need to go on.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

This again? They said NEW ideas!

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 1 points 18 hours ago

I'll stop jacking it if you stop watching me, untill then imma be out there doing it San Diego style.