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Well maybe your not bating.
Where did seagull come from, did you have a pet seagull?
Seagulls are known for stealing food and running (well, flying) off with it.
Well, then, never mind, I thought you were referencing another post. Sorry for the distraction.
No worries, it happens lol.
bro they fly everywhere, nobody knows where a particular seagull came from. replace it with a pigeon if that's more appropriate to your location
They’re just outside waiting for fries.
~~Well, then never mind, I thought you were refencing another post. Sorry for the distraction.~~
I’m not the person you were talking to, to be clear. 🤪
Darnnit, I need to double check these things.
Haha no worries I do the same thing all the time.