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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 101 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bro forgot to drink more water too

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

you don't necessarily have to trink water, I eat mostly soup and am just fine because of this, even without drinking water

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 72 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You know you're just drinking spicy water when eating soup, right?

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

no I'm not drinking, I'm eating

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)
  • I like my water like I like my vitamins. CHEWABLE
[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

But your tooth enamel certainly doesn't :<

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Oh, it can't be that bad.

googles it

Oh fuck.

[–] Sergio@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

something something bottled water left in the sun something microplastics.

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago

Oh boy, I can't wait to get the coast and drink some chowder

Water based cooking wins again.

[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Soup might do the trick, but stuff like coca cola definitely doesn't.

People say that a terrible diet will make you die earlier and that doesn't scare anybody. They should be telling that before dying there will be several years where you'll need to use your hands to scoop the shit out of your ass.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It's like with cigarettes. The time lifestyle changes add or subtract comes off the now part.