Going from making calculators to making tanks is real easy:
TI-83 -> T-83
See? Take out one letter and you just made a Russian tank variant!
Pls don't kill me for posting this. A holy warrior already smote the guy that drew it 🙏
His hand is in his pocket to stabilize the swing from his massive dong 🍆
The guy is an effective cheerleader for any cause he really believes in. I mean he almost singlehandedly extended benefits to 9/11 first responders on the strength of his eloquence.
Thing is he doesn't want to do it. Which makes me want him to do it even more. Something about great leaders not seeking power but having it thrust upon them in times of need like a George Washington
This totally sounds like a plot for an It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode where Mac tries to prove his heterosexuality
::Laughs in Firefox::
Dude is so dumb he got PERMANENTLY disqualified from joining the crayon eaters club. And this was during a time they were desperate for new recruits too lol