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Anon ups his fibre intake (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] candyman337@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Had a similar experience when I ate fiber cereal as a kid, it was only one day of constipation though. I remember thinking I hadn't pooped and that was weird, I woke up the next day, brushed my teeth and as I walked out of the bathroom I felt something DROP and went "OH GOD!" and ran back in and barely made it to the toilet. I was late for school that day.