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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you include all the legal (and illegal) bribes that almost all of them receive, they are well paid, though.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

You’re probably not wrong, but it’s tough to calculate.