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CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary (theonion.com)

submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You missed some companies. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk

Occupation

CEO and product architect of Tesla Founder, CEO, and chief engineer of SpaceX Founder and CEO of xAI Founder of the Boring Company and X Corp. Co-founder of Neuralink, OpenAI, Zip2, and X.com (part of PayPal) President of the Musk Foundation

No way he puts in much time on any of those.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hear tell that several of those companies have entire departments solely dedicated just to distract Musk with bullshit when he visits, so he doesn't attempt to do any "work".

Musk showing up to perform work is how we get things like "Human eyes don't have LIDAR so a Tesla doesn't need it either".

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

How terrible it must be to have to actively run interference to keep the CEO from breaking the company.