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Barron Trump Diagnosed With Bone Spurs (theshovel.com.au)

submitted 1 month ago by tonytins@pawb.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 66 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Is the guy on purpose trying to look like Draco Malfoy?

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I'm getting a bit of a different vibe

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Nepo baby Sociopath?

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yep he really is dangerous. I've no proof it's just my gut instinct.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

is it because hes like 8 ft tall?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

His dad's an Eastern European basketball player, he can't help it.

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

some people watch movies or play games, and come to the conclusion that the Fascists, Eugenicists, and Sociopaths like the Galactic Empire, The Death Eaters and the guys in Stalhems were actually cool..

[–] Likwidkat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

He looks like this little bitch to me https://youtu.be/BdKChSZ3Uxs