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3 Wishes (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That sounds more like cat wishes to me.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

why would a cat lower themselves to the life of a petty human?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Easier to get food that way.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you are able to get food with less work than your cat then I'm either jealous of your life or worried about your cat.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How would the cat know how the food gets there? The human leaves, they come back with food. That would be a great "be careful what you wish for" wish.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

no because now they have to actually work for it and do chores and stuff

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, they'd find that out. Human in cat body: "No take-backs! Now scoop my poop!"