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Anon’s a sucker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>looking for a new president 
>ask RNC booth attendant whether their candidate will start a war with Iran
>he doesn't understand 
>I pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is and what is not war with Iran 
>he laughs and says "he’s a good candidate, sir"
>elect candidate
>war with Iran

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fun fact, this is for the benefit of law enforcement. Your papers have faint tracking numbers printed on, and require the other colors to do it. Is it a good system? Should you send HP hate mail in quantities high enough to ddos them? Will there be a third question? I wouldn’t know

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But you can actually buy black and white printers so how does that work?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They print it in faint black.

As I asked, is it a good system? Should you fax black paper to HP in a never ending loop? Hard to say, but I know what I believe in my heart of hearts