this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2025
19 points (95.2% liked)

And Finally...

1859 readers
1 users here now

A place for odd or quirky world news stories.

Elsewhere in the Fediverse:

Rules:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

The earnest of being Frank's

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lifetime ban from condiments. They belong in the kitchen, and have no business being in the bedroom.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think that the real issue is that every room should have a conveniently-available bottle of hot sauce. An extra bottle could have saved a life here (and saved another life from being spent in jail). Moral of the story: don't skimp on your house's hot sauce supplies.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe have an emergency bottle in a case labeled "in case of bland sandwiches, break glass"

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

That's cutting the mustard. I relish the results. Hope to ketchup soon.